Anonymous asked: 7 word seduction: "I have a thing for sadistic DMs."
Anon, there was legitimate evil laughter when I read that, I don’t know if you should be proud or worried. Maybe both.
My/Their Face(s)/Reactions When:
(Their faces when) When i explain to them the current plot:
When my players get the plot without me having to explain:
Whenever the powergamer offers his homebrew for the 10th time:
When they kill the valuable NPC (again):
My reaction when my players tell me they liked today’s session:
When their favorite NPC dies (usually saving their asses):
My face when the players start arguing among each other (in character):
Feel free to submit your own My/Their Face(s)/Reactions When
Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.
not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.
Depressing thought: I won’t live to see that world.
Not so depressing thought: you can help to create that world.